ok, so it's like this y'all. I am currently writing a book on insane rants that has never been published and, this is your chance to have yours published. Here comes the boring bit.....the rules etc...Rule #1. Write your rant.
Rule #2. Submit your rant.
Rule #3. Oh that's right, there isn't one...erm. So I think that you get the point.
Your rant can about anything and everything but, I will not stand for profanities of any sort however mild. Please avoid using real people's names (unless they are either Royal, Political, Prime Minister or very much in the public eye) from your rant and, I urge you to use 'spellchecker' before submitting it. Be warned, if I like your rant a lot and it has many spelling, punctuation and grammar mistakes in it, I will publish it regardlessly.
I want you to be creative yet, innovative. The point of the book is to capture the publics warped sense of humour that has never been activated.
So, are you up to the challenge? Do you own a ranting cap? Do you own a ranting stick and ranting pad, then you're nearly home and dry. All you have to do now is write it.
Send your enteries to me by (CLICKING HERE) (NO NOT HERE, OVER THERE)
Only 20 will make it in to the book.
Good luck all
Mr Angry
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